AsianSteve’s Quote of the Day

19 Nov

“Let’s turn the heat on and fart!”

Here is an introduction to Asiansteve. Asiansteve is my sister’s boyfriend. Asiansteve is a 90 year old 3 year old. He says things that an old senile grandpa would say, or a 3 year old toddler. It’s hilarious. Steve rants and raves quite a lot and I get some great quotes from him.

One of my favorite Steve stories involves him and my sister out somewhere. Some dumb girl starts snapping her finger to the beat of the music and goes,

“OMG! Is this the new Martin Luther Vandross?!?!”

Yep. Yes. It. Is.

It is the new Martin Luther Vandross King Barry White Al Green Reverend Al Sharpton Jesse James Single. It was released just this week.

(It was Al Green.)


One Response to “AsianSteve’s Quote of the Day”

  1. Erin November 19, 2010 at 11:17 pm #

    what a beautiful photo of asian steve you chose<3

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