Fanny Pak Party!!

18 Aug

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Nancy, Preston, and I are at a party for Fanny Pak, the dancers for America’e Best Dance Crew. Basically I’ve seen the best dancing performances… ever.  Nancy is wearing a tight black body con dress, ripped up tights and some intense stilettos whilst I am donning a conservative pant romper with white socks, kitten heel clogs, nerd glasses, and almost-black merlot lipstick. I look like her nerdy dyke girlfriend, especially since we’ve been holding hands all night. She’s just about 6 inches taller than me right now.  I walked into the girls bathroom and one by one, inception-style, everyone looked at me. Did they notice I am intruding in someone else’s dream?! Awkward. I’ll need to get used to everyone checking out… everyone… all the time.  I have a feeling that if I ran out of toilet paper post pee, no one would hand me a few sheets under the stall…

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